In addition to a spa rub-down and “glues” work, John Travolta also allegedly enjoys a nice neck massage. A nice, gross neck massage. According to former Royal Caribbean cruise steward Fabian Zanzi, the Old Dogs actor allegedly asked for and received a very special, very inappropriate neck massage from him in 2009, when Zanzi stopped by to deliver something to Travolta’s stateroom. While TMZ located an official incident report about the encounter and it doesn’t mention any sexual harassment, Zanzi is now adding some previously undisclosed details to his story, allegations like “Travolta opened his robe and gave him a big hug while his penis was erect … and offered him $12,000 for sex and silence.” Fanzi was allegedly punished for giving the neck massage, even though giving the neck massage seems like it would itself be a form of punishment. In fact, it’s a Catch-22! It’s a vicious cycle of open robes and bear hugs!

Since he’s had to deal with so many similar claims over the past week, John Travolta’s lawyer Marty Singer was quick to deny the charges, claiming, “The incident report now confirms Mr. Zanzi fabricated his story about my client. He never stated that my client did anything wrong. Obviously, if he had engaged in any inappropriate conduct he would have reported it to his supervisors.” This story begs a lot of questions, most importantly: John Travolta takes cruises alone? How is that even possible? You’d think someone would notice a solitary Tony Manero hanging out near the seafood buffet, right?

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It’s finally official, set-in-stone, green lighted and ready to go! After weeks of rumors, Britney Spears and Demi Lovato were officially presented this afternoon as the newest judges on The X Factor. We announced last week that Britney finally inked a $15 million deal after years (ok, maybe just months) of back and forth negotiations, and this morning we passed along unconfirmed reports that Demi was signing on as well. But now we know for real that the two Disney alums will be taking over seats left by former judges Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger.

“I’m so exited about this whole experience,” she said at the Fox network “upfront” this afternoon in New York. “I’m ready to find a true star.” Demi was equally enthusiastic. “I’m exited to represent my generation.” For his part, Simon was his usual cocky sharp-tonged self. “I’m thrilled they The Voice have decided to compete with us in the fall,” he said with a smirk. “I wish them luck.” Bold words, considering that the first season of the show didn’t match the overwhelming success of American Idol a decade before. But…come on, it’s Britney freakin’ Spears. She’s sure to be a much-needed shot in the arm as far as the ratings are concerned! Right? Or are we just showing our age…?

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Hoo boy. The public venom between singer Leann Rimes and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville has been a-bubblin’ and a-boiling’ for over three years now, ever since Leann stole … uh, borrowed Brandi’s husband Eddie Cibrian without asking back in 2009. While their fighting faded into background noise a long time ago, the whole saga has taken an unexpectedly dark turn this week. “I remember walking up … and there she was with my baby in her lap,” Glanville told Australian magazine NW HQ about seeing Rimes with her ex and Brandi’s children for the first time. “My blood was boiling, and I thought I was going to kill her. I really thought I was going to physically hurt her.” Hmmm, that seems like something to tell your friends or your therapist, Brandi, not an entire continent.

Meanwhile, LeAnn allegedly considered getting a restraining order against Brandi for similar sentiments. “Brandi has told LeAnn to her face multiple times that she would kill her if she could,” a source claimed to Celebuzz. “LeAnn is scared of Brandi and believes she is unstable. LeAnn’s own mother is concerned for her daughter’s safety too and regularly calls her to tell her so.” To which we say, knock if off, you guys! “You guys” meaning anyone who continues to pay attention to this drama! Three years of public insanity is too much. Note: Do we understand that we’re basically undermining our own argument by even addressing their squabbling? Yes, but today’s developments seemed so insane we had to say something. There has to be something better for these two to do. Isn’t “How Do I?” due for a remake, LeAnn? Isn’t Sydney just dying for its own RH franchise, Brandi?

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We have been getting our boxes of tissues ready for next week’s season finale of Glee — that show already brings us to tears, imagine what would happen if we had to say goodbye to most of its graduating seniors? — while crossing our fingers that whatever Ryan Murphy and company come up with for season four, it doesn’t become Saved by the Bell: The College Years. Now that bits and pieces of the plan have been revealed at the Fox Upfronts, we’re feeling pretty relieved and excited, actually. (Though there will probably still be crying, of course.) Network chief Kevin Reilly revealed that the show will follow a handful of the seniors to a performing arts school in New York (though we don’t know if this is the famed NYATA or a rival, like Julliard?), and there will be some kind of “show-within-a-show” format. That lines up with what Chris Colfer (Kurt Hummel) said this morning on Big Morning Buzz Live.

“We will all be back in some capacity, I believe,” he said. That sounds like some castmembers might be coming back only occasionally — which, good, because how ridic if they all went to the same school?

Amber Riley’s tweet last week, saying she “Just closed a chapter in my life, the only thing I’ve known day in and day out for three years,” sent Gleeks into a panic that Mercedes and her killer voice would not be a part of the returning pack. But she backtracked on Thursday, writing, “My tweet apparently has been misconstrued. I was not confirming I was leaving the show. Just stating that I would miss being in the classroom everyday with the cast and that would be changing. Thanks for the support guys ”

The other big season four news revealed today was that Sarah Jessica Parker and Kate Hudson would be guest-starring. And while Colfer wouldn’t say what their roles will be, he did give us a tiny clue: Whatever they’ll be doing would spoil what happens in this season’s finale. So, are they teachers at the new school? Playing themselves as hosts of this show-within-the-show? Oooh, this is exciting. Oh, yeah, the show is also moving to Thursday, threatening to make our DVRs explode.

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Taylor Lautner, everyone in the world wants to see you rip your shirt off while kicking some bad guys in the face. It’s your destiny, and it would be wrong to keep you from it. That being said, you have a lot of awesome punching and/or crazy-walking to do before we can get the taste of your 2011 film Abduction out of our mouths. FilmNation Entertainment announced today at the Breaking Dawn – Part 2 actor will be starring in the upcoming action thrill Tracers, in which Taylor stars as New York bike messenger named Cam “in debt to an organized crime gang. When he crashes his bike into a sexy stranger, Nikki, Cam is immediately seduced by her and the thrill of the world of parkour.” Crashes? Organized crime? Sexiness? There’s no way we could a littel werewolf transformation in there, just to make it perf….no, you’re right, that wouldn’t make any sense. Forget we said anything!

While the premise of Tracers sounds pretty excellent (Just go to YouTube and look up parkour; you’d be into watching that for 90 minutes, but with explosions), Lautner’s last action film is currently holding down a 4% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, in addition to making approximately $28,000,000 in the U.S.A….seven million less than the film’s budget. Only time will tell if Taylor can bring the heat in his newest film, but we have a good feeling about Tracers. The promise of Taylor Lautner backflipping onto a mobster’s face holds a lot of weight around these parts.

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Love was in there air at the Lakers game on Saturday as two of Hollywood’s biggest couples made their way to the Staples Center and caught game seven of the Western Conference Quarterfinals. Newly minted mega-duo/future legal battle Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were spotted courtside cuddling together and holding hands, seeming very much in photographer-friendly love. The two only had eyes for each other, and it’s not hard to see why when you get a look at Kim’s skin tight leather mini-dress. Yeezy must have had a hard time keeping his mind (and eyes) on the game!

As cozy as they looked, the two declined a chance to be on the infamous Kiss-Cam. However, fellow super cute super couple Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel weren’t as shy, and gleefully went at it for the spectators. JT even stood up to cheer for the team and give Laker legend Kobe Bryant a high five! Which twosome was the most adorable Lakers couple? Check out the photos in the gallery below and let us know in the poll!

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The cast of Snow White and the Huntsman capped off three days of interviewing, cavorting through castles and baby-delivering with a live-streamed red carpet premiere in London’s Leicester Square. After walking up and down the carpet to sign tons of autographs for fans, Charlize Theron thanked them all for braving the cold weather, without ever once complaining about how she herself felt in her sleeveless, ultra-sheer, black Christian Dior Haute Couture gown. We’re not sure if the lacy silver and black Marchesa number Kristen Stewart wore provided much more warmth, but it very much suited the gothic-fairytale look of the film. Actually, Kristen told reporters that what would surprise viewers is how beautiful the lighter parts of the movie are, and praised director Rupert Sanders for creating “a world I wanted to live in.” What she had to say about her character is basically everything her fans adore about Kristen herself: “Her strength isn’t about her size; her strength is her mind and heart.”

Of course, new dad Chris Hemsworth made an appearance, still joking about how KStew accidentally punched him in the face. Also on hand were Sam Claflin, Ian McShane, Ray Winstone, >Lily Cole, Eddie Marsan, Liberty Ross and Nick Frost.

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Most of us know Sarah Hyland as Modern Family‘s perpetually annoyed, ever-so-slightly dim Hayley Dunphy. In real life, however, Sarah is much more than an eye-rolling brat with a heart of gold; she’s the optimistic survivor of an (until recently) secret kidney transplant. “You know that family is always going to be there for you – no matter what. My dad gave me a freakin’ kidney!” Hyland tells the new issue of Seventeen. The actress received the transplant on April 13 after a grappling with a lifelong case of kidney dysplasia. Added Sarah, “But it’s also the families that you create outside of your family. And you really find out what kind of people you’re friends with.” We totally agree with you, girl, but also … score in the dad department! If it had been Phil Dunphy, he’d probably have accidentally dropped his kidneys down the trash compactor. Or traded them in for a llama.

Hyland scored yet another win (besides the awesome dad and organ compatibility), this time in the boyfriend department. “He helps me with my medication and takes me to doctor appointments and all the stuff that I need to do to take care of myself,” Sarah says of actor Matt Prokop, who guest starred as a potential love interest for Hayley on last week’s episode. “Any other 21-year-old guy would not be there, I guarantee it. I am one of the luckiest people in the world to have him be there for me.” Awww! It’s like the end of every episode of Modern Family up in here, just with more invasive surgery.

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Every Sunday night for the past four weeks, Anna Chlumsky and Julia Louis-Dreyfus have made us grateful that the office we have to head to on Monday morning is nowhere near as stressful as theirs on Veep. For that (and for all the laughs it provides) we thank them. Incidentally, Chlumsky feels our weekday pain. We’d forgotten all about this, but when she stopped by the office last week for Big Morning Buzz Live she reminded VH1 Celebrity of her two years in the publishing world.

“First, I was a fact checker for Zagat and then I was an editorial assistant for HarperCollins publishing house,” the My Girl star, 30, said of her jobs after graduating from the University of Chicago, and she actually enjoyed those gigs. “Especially publishing. … But it’s not what I was meant to do.”

We’re pretty glad Anna’s back on our screens as the vice president’s sharp-witted chief of staff, as is she. We wondered, did she pick up any working girl habits that she uses on the show?

“You can ask any set decorator on any set where I’ve had to be in an office, I always kind of claim it — I put Post-its everywhere, and I kind of make it look lived-in,” she said. “But it’s nice not to have to come back there the next day at 9 in the morning.”

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“It’s amazing, it’s really, really exciting,” he told E! News over the weekend. “It’s tough being here and not back with her.” Luckily, it sounds like Elsa had the baby in London, so he didn’t have to go too far to be with her.

As for the name, Hemsworth didn’t have much in the way of explanation for E!’s Giuliana Rancic: “It was just a name we liked, I always kind of liked Indie or Indiana for a boy and she liked India.” So, either they’re big Harrison Ford fans, or they fell in love with my dog India.

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There are many reasons one might be hypothetically interested in maybe possibly getting one’s hands on the rumored Tyson Beckford sex tape that is being shopped around, per TMZ. Not only does this alleged tape feature 45 minutes of the model pleasuring himself during a video chat with an unidentified woman, according to “sources,” it also features the chatty 41-year-old talking about how much he hates being confused with fellow model Tyrese Gibson. Which cracks us up, but also, even though they don’t look or act alike at all, we have to admit their similar first names trip us up once in a while. And another reason we’re, um, intrigued: the hints Beckford gave VH1 News about his sex life with girlfriend and Victoria’s Secret model Shanina Shaik in the interview above last fall.

Does this motorcycle also guest-star in the video? Is Shanina the woman he’s chatting with? Or is Tyson in even bigger doo-doo than when he told the U.K.’s Evening Standard that he “created” her.

Tyson’s rep told the site they haven’t seen the footage and won’t comment until they’ve done so.

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We have been crossing our fingers for confirmation that Demi Lovato would be taking a seat next to Britney Spears and L.A. Reid on the judges’ panel of The X Factor, and now TMZ says it’s really happening. Spears just announced her term as judge on Simon Cowell’s show last Wednesday, after months of rumors. Now, sources told the gossip site that Demi’s making an appearance with Britney at the Fox Upfront presentation for advertisers in New York today.

The outspoken “Skyscraper” star and her fellow Disney Channel alumna kind of make this the pop-starriest judging panel ever (no offense, JLo, Xtina, Paula and, er, Nicole). And at 19, Lovato is certainly the youngest judge we’ve seen on a major talent show in this country. Will Reid be able to hold his own against these ladies? We can hardly wait to see when The X Factor returns this fall. Stay tuned today for more news from the Upfronts!

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We’re starting to think Robert Pattinson receives more new hairstyles than he does new movie roles. The Twilight heartthrob revealed his newest ‘do, a buzz cut, at the People’s Choice Awards in February and has been sporting a clean-cut look ever since. From spiked mop to scruffy beard, RPattz has sported many different cuts and manages to maintain that sexy demeanor with every style. Some of Rob’s best ‘dos came from movie roles like his plot-driving locks in Cosmpolis and his unruly sideburns in Bel Ami. We know co-star Kristen Stewart loved rubbing her hands through those brunette tresses in Breaking Dawn, Part 1. To celebrate Rob’s 26th birthday, we’re taking a look at Rob’s hair-volution: from grunge to clean cut.

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Happy Mother’s Day! In honor of this glorious day saluting all mothers, MILFs, and mommies-to-be, we’d like to thank the mamas who gave us Hollywood’s hottest celebs. You just know there is an amazingly awesome woman responsible for the boy who became Ryan Gosling, and she therefore deserves many, many thanks. Without these moms, we would not have Rihanna’s “Oh na na,” Ellen DeGeneres’ dance moves, or any of Justin Bieber’s swag. Today, we’re celebrating Mother’s Day with little guessing game: We’ll show you picture of a hot mama and you guess their famous son or daughter. Click the pics in order or it’s totally cheating, and your mama wouldn’t approve of that. Now let the games begin!

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Just a few weeks after the trial of William Balfour, the man accused of murdering Jennifer Hudson‘s mother, brother and nephew, began, the jury delivered it’s verdict: guilty. Darnell Donerson, Jason Hudson and 7-year-old Julian King lost their lives in 2008 after Balfour allegedly killed the family members upon finding out that his estranged wife, Jennifer’s sister Julia Hudson, was dating someone else. The prosecution cited “overwhelming circumstantial evidence,” including Balfour’s death threats against Julia, in their case, and called over 80 witnesses; the defense called only two witnesses and rested their case after 30 minutes.

“We are disappointed in the verdict, but we do appreciate all of the hard work the jury did in this case,” Balfour’s attorney Amy Thompson told the press after the verdict had been announced. “We’re hoping that the appellate court will take a look at this case with a very critical eye.” The verdict came after 18 hours of deliberation over three days, and shortly after the jury told Judge Charles Burns that it was split on a decision. After further deliberation however, Balfour was convicted of three counts of first-degree murder, home invasion, residential burglary, aggravated kidnapping and possession of a stolen vehicle. Jennifer joined her fiance David Otunga and sister in the courtroom today, and wept when the verdict was read.

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This guy again! Is Terry Richardson some kind of warlock? Don’t answer that; the world is not ready to know. After teaching Kate Upton how to Cat Daddy and doing an extensive photojournalistic study of Rihanna’s Daisy Dukes, Terry Richardson posted more of his concert travels with Lady Gaga who, for reasons unknown to the rest of mankind, took out one of the girls complete with an electrical tape pasty for Terry’s camera. “Me as Gaga… Gaga as Me in Tokyo,” the photographer wrote along with the pic. The resemblance is uncanny! It’s like we’re looking at two identically skeevy twins!

Well, at least Gaga’s looking frisky in her photo, which is nice to hear considering the non-stop barfing she’s apparently been doing while on tour. “Yes Tokyo! Tonight was the first BTWBall that I didn’t puke during show. (yes its that hard) xoxoxxxo Love, gaga+terry,” Gaga tweeted yesterday. Unless…unless Gaga being sick all the time somehow explains why she is constantly hanging out with Terry Richardson? Like somehow she got a brain worm that makes Terry seem like way less of a perv than he seems to be? There has to be some sort of explanation for all this, people! We demand an explanation!

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Anne Hathaway is kicking off the summer bikini season early in Miami this week, hitting the beach with a black two-piece, a pixie cut and, yes, despite what some tabloids howled while clutching their pearls earlier this spring, a thin but in no way unhealthy frame. Yes, we know it’s hard to believe that Anne Hathaway is some kind of shambling skeleton lady like we’ve been lead to believe, despite the fact that she looked kind of gaunt in certain Les Miz photos. Well, maybe a skeleton in color but certainly not in overall appearance. Seriously, girl better have on SPF 5,000 or her skin is going to come off in sheets.

And a beet-red sunburn would not do for the Dark Knight red carpet this summer, especially when everyone is going to be scrutinizing her Catwoman for any missteps. Not the other Catwoman Michelle Pfeiffer, of course; she’s already gave Hathaway her seal of approval. “I love Anne Hathaway, I’m a huge fan,” Pfeiffer told Celebuzz. “The nature of all of these characters is they’re played by different people all the time. I think she’s great and I think she’s going to be awesome.” Anne Hathway: killing it (though should probably be wearing a sunhat) in 2012!

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Errr, can we get a “too soon?” Just a few short months after Whitney Houston’s untimely death, the diva’s daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown has just inked a deal with Lifetime television to star in a new reality series, The Houston Family Chronicles. According to TMZ, the show will also feature Whitney’s sister-in-law/manager Pat Houston, Pat’s daughter Rayah, Whitney’s brother Gary, and their mother Cissy. It’s rumored that Whitney’s famous cousin Dionne Warwick will also be making an appearance.

“In this series, the multi-generations of the Houston family will bravely reveal their lives as they bond together to heal, love, and grow,” said Lifetime EVP Rob Sharenow in a statement. The ten hour-long episodes will follow Pat and Gary “as they take on their greatest challenge, supporting and guiding Bobbi Kristina as she faces the world alone, without the one person she relied on the most, her mother.” We can’t help but feel like it sounds like an exploitative cash-in to us. Or at least some long forgotten episode of Masterpiece Theater. No word on when The Houston Family Chronicles is set to premiere, but do you think you’ll be tuning in? Let us know in the comments section!

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We knew there was a reason we liked Anna Faris. Besides the fact that she’s adorable and talented and is currently pregnant with husband Chris Pratt‘s future comedy genius baby, of course. No, the reason we like Anna Faris so much is because she apparently takes the time every day to put on a pair of underwear. Wardrobe malfunctions might happen regardless, but at least Anna Faris is prepared for it. Do you hear us, Miley Cyrus? Do you hear us, everyone else in the world?

The What’s Your Number? actress was the victim of some powerful, perverted winds at the U.K. premiere of The Dictator in London last night, where she pretty much upstaged everyone else on the red carpet from Isla Fisher to Sacha Baron Cohen arriving in a race car escorted by a battalion of beautiful ladies. Well, upstaged is a subjective word, but we’re posting about her instead of them, soooooooo… The fact Anna was able to do all that while keep some shred of her dignity covered by underwear means we’d like to give all the kudos to her. Is there some kind of award we can give his woman? An Oscar for Most Dignified Flashing Of The Year? Yes, we know it’s not being filmed for a movie, but maybe it can be one of those lifetime achievement-type dealies?

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Ouch. One of the slight downsides of dating is that sometimes you gotta do stuff you don’t really want to do in order to make your partner happy. But come on, Kanye. You could have at least tried to put on a happy face when accompanying Kim Kardashian to the launch of her jewelry line in Toronto last night. Lose the hoodie, put on a real shirt and be supportive! We know, maybe you wanted to catch up on House, give your buddy Jay-Z a call, or just kick up your feet and read that new book you splurged on at Barnes and Nobles. But there’s always tomorrow night, so cheer up. The spotlight will be back on you in no time! Check out more of the not-so-happy twosome in the gallery below.

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Guys…it’s just….why can’t….if Ryan Gosling just…we have hands too! Such good hands, that would really…they would hold his hand…so good. It would be… great. And Eva Mendes‘ sunglasses! They’re just…if they were on our face….some sort of beautiful coll angel… Plus, they have sandwiches and coffee! Fists clenched in envy…too much rage…for holding hands…Whoa, sorry we hulked out there for a minute. These photos of Gosling and Mendes taking a romantic stroll around NYC while looking like an ad for The Most Perfect Life Ever sent us into an envy spiral. We go through so many pairs of purple shorts this way!

So much for those precious, precious break-up rumors…we mean, horrible, devastating break-up rumors about Eva and Ryan earlier this spring. Eva even opened up about her dating life this week, albeit in the cutest, most demure way possible. “I’m feeling a little insecure because I can’t help but be super conscious of what I’m saying because I’m so protective,” Eva told USA Today. “That’s the most precious thing to me. And I’m so protective and I just felt my guard go up.” These guys! Looks like the Gangster Squad actor and The Place Beyond The Pines star are doing…they’re doing just great…and we bet those sandwiches are…so good….ARGGGHHHHH!

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Though she failed to cash in on the news that she was pregnant last fall (probably ’cause her bump revealed itself too early), it seems Jessica Simpson has found other ways to fund little Maxwell Drew’s shoe fund. According to WWD, People magazine will pay her $800,000 for the first pics of her daughter with fiance Eric Johnson. That’s not quite the millions celebs like Matthew McConaughey and Brangelina have made recently, but it’s still a nice chunk of change. Especially considering the fact that many famous parents, like Jay-Z and Beyonce, have been going the (classier?) route of posting the pics on Twitter and Tumblr for free. JSimps is also going to make a reported $4 million on a “weightloss deal” when she loses those baby pounds, according Us Weekly.

For all her Chicken of the Sea quotes, Jessica never ceases to amaze us with her business savvy. She’s never been a remarkable singer and her acting career fizzled quickly. And yet through reality TV, her still-growing fashion empire and our endless fascination with her, she is wildly successful and never far from the public eye. Already, it looks like little Maxwell’s got a chance to follow in her footsteps. You go, Mama!

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I’m not sure what hurts more after last night’s season three finale of The Vampire Diaries, my eyes from all the crying or my neck from all the head-spinning. Like every finale (and yeah, every other EPISODE) the show has given us before, this was a game changer for Elena, the Salvatores, their friends and their enemies. So, if you haven’t seen the episode yet, you definitely should stop reading now.

Though it was pure torment, I absolutely loved how everytime I started sobbing about a character dying, the next scene showed them to be alive and well. Perhaps because of all those twists, I was left feeling just a bit unsure about what went down after all. Here are my biggest questions — and a few answers.

1. Wait, so who’s alive and who’s dead now? And which actors aren’t coming back next season?
Alaric, definitely. But maybe Matthew Davis will stick around as a friendly ghost, since Jeremy could really use a father figure around. Klaus was staked, but Bonnie did that spell that put him into Tyler’s body, the way he once possessed Alaric. So Tyler’s fine too. But does that mean Joseph Morgan’s gone? Not necessarily, according to what exec producer Julie Plec told EW: “It’s the same magic that was able to put Klaus into Alaric’s body and Esther into Rebekah’s. So you can extrapolate the future of Joseph Morgan on this show from that logic,” she said. In both of those cases, everyone eventually returned to their own bodies. But Klaus burst into flames this time. “You know, I myself did not see his entire body burned to bits. So I can’t say 100 percent that we’ve seen the last of him.” Gotta love those TVD loopholes. Oh, and btw, Matt’s OK. “I think for Matt to not survive that after everything would be just too damn tragic,” Plec told EW.

2. Elena’s finally a vampire! Does that mean we’re going back to L.J. Smith’s books as source material?
I have no idea the answer to this. Plec did explain that they always felt it wouldn’t be good for the show if Elena turned as early in the series as she did in the books. But then again, in the books, she turns, dies, comes back as an angel-like thing and then becomes human again. Which sounds twisty enough for the show, if a little weird and complicated. Regardless, this makes me want to go back and reread all about her early vampire days.

3. Why do vampires’ super speed and strength suddenly disappear at inopportune moments, like when saving people from an underwater car?
Seriously, shouldn’t Stefan have been able to rescue everyone from both crashes, either by grabbing everyone really quickly or by lifting the whole car out of the water? Things are lighter underwater, you know.

4. So, will Elena stick with her choice of Stefan?
Hmmm. Something tells us that being a vampire will change a lot about Elena. She’s not going to be the fragile doppelganger that everyone either wants to kill or use, and she got to do what she’s wanted all along: sacrifice her life for those she loves. Maybe that will free her up to indulge in her wild side with Damon. Or maybe she’ll be so pissed off at all vampires that she’ll choose to be with someone else entirely. Hey, Matt’s single!

5. What the hell are we going to do until fall?

Well, True Blood’s coming back next month. Also, Kevin Williamson’s original show about angsty teen love triangles in the South, Dawson’s Creek, is now on Netflix on-demand. Who’s up for rewatching that with me? Also, confession: I never watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer. So, when we finally stop crying, I think we’ll find plenty to love about summer.

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Cory Monteith is a really hot 6-foot-3 Canadian with a tribal arm band, or at least that’s how girlfriend and co-star Lea Michele likes to refer to him. And we can’t help but agree. The actor and musician has blessed our TV screens and musical hearts as Finn Hudson for three seasons on Glee. Who doesn’t love an underachieving quarterback who sings and prays to a grilled cheese sandwich? That’s why there was a sigh was heard around the world when we learned that Ryan Murphy had found a way to keep Finchel around for next season, even though they’re graduating from McKinley next week.

In real life, when Cory’s not singing and “dancing” on the Glee set, he’s drumming it up with his band Bonnie Dune and now popping up everywhere at Lea’s side — it looks like Rachel and Finn’s romance has become a reality. Whether Cory’s taken or not, we’re still going to wish him a huge happy birthday today. We know it’s hard to believe, since he’s so convincing as a high schooler, but Cory’s turning 30! Here are his 30 hottest looks to celebrate the big day.

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The New York City Ballet opened last night at the David Koch theater at Lincoln Center to a packed house. Out of the plenty of people who attended, two particular couples stood out for us. The first was the the lovely duo of Drew Barrymore and Will Kopelman, as you can see on the right. Drew is pregnant, as y’all know, and she covered her bump with a flowing, white Chanel dress, and a black blazer. Will looked sharp in a classic tuxedo. Then there was the incredibly handsome couple of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied, on the left. Natalie was a vision in Dior, which she wore from head-to-toe. We’re talking that super navy gown, shoes, bag, and earrings, all paired with a Richard Mille watch. Benjamin picked a suit and tie, as opposed to Will. BTW, Natalie and Benjamin are quite familiar with this territory as many scenes from Black Swan were filmed there. Looking good, you guys!

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Mabel Rae Willis made her entry into the world, last month, weighing in at 9 lbs, 1 oz. Dad Bruce Willis and mom Emma Heming Willis could not have been happier, especially Bruce, because he now has four awesomely named daughters. We’re talking about Rumer, Scout and Tallulah — his girls with Demi Moore. It’s a been a month since Mabel’s arrival and we’ve been dying to take a peek at her. Luckily, her mother obliged us. Emma, less than a day ago, tweeted this message, “A beautiful day in Budapest with the loves of my life. Daddy and Mabel cracking each other up” along with the photograph you see above. It’s so adorable that our ovaries just exploded. It’s also pretty cool that baby Mabel’s been to Budapest being just a month old!

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This made me want to run out and get something for my Mom! Mother’s Day is around the corner, guys. Time to get some pampering done for the maters. Having said that, the timing of this “Got Milk?” campaign featuring Nina Dobrev and her mother, Michaela, is perfect and so incredibly wholesome! This is the launch of the “Like Her, Like Me” program, which aims at celebrating the powerful and positive bonds between mothers and daughters. Nina and her mom are also teaming up with Seventeen magazine, to hunt for three mother-daughter pairs who have that sort of tight relationship. The duo who wins gets their own ”Got Milk?” ad, just like Nina and Michaela, which will be released this fall.

There’s a behind-the-scenes video right after the jump, which also reveals that Nina got her love for yoga from her Mom. It also explains the “Like Her, Like Me” program in detail, so have a look.

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The last time, we had Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna battling over who had the better butt. The stakes have gone up several notches since then. The Battleship premiere took place in at the Nokia Theatre L.A. yesterday, and we’re pitting the two leading ladies against each other in a battle royale of our own. The question here is — who worked it out more? On the left we have Rihanna who was a knockout in a white Adam Selman dress, Manolo Blahnik shoes and jewelry by Vhernier and Neil Lane. We love the red lips too, and while white is such a great color on her, we’re wondering is this is too OTT? As in, it’s so obviously sexy, right? Slashed up the legs, slashed down the front, and completely backless. But, if anyone can work that … it’s Rih.

On the right, we have the lovely Brooklyn Decker who also showed a fair amount of leg in a Dior dress, Pomellato jewelry, and Giuseppe Zanotti shoes. The strapless looks to have a hint of the color shell in it, and we love the sheer elements and the texturing. But has she gone too far in the opposite direction as Rihanna? And by that we mean, does she need a healthier dose of sex appeal on red carpets? We don’t know, man. It’s a tough on so we’re turning it over to you. One thing’s for sure and that is that both ladies have the best legs on the planet!

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We’re so excited! We’re so excited! We’re so…utterly confused! Buzzfeed brought our attention to actress Lark Voorhies‘ appearance in a recent Yahoo interview and we are simply horrified by what poorly-applied makeup can do to a woman. The bright circles under the eyes! The eyebrows drawn on with a washable marker! The blush. Oh god, the blush! If we had seen Lark about to go on camera with this face full of clown make-up, we would have made sure she was “saved by the bell.” The bell on the fire alarm! Which we would have pulled to cause a distraction in order to get her out of there!

Now, are we claiming Lark hasn’t allegedly had some, um, adjustments in the face area? No…no, we’re not saying that. Nor are we ignoring the fact that *cough* Larkprobablyappliedthatmakeupherself. We’re just saying a professional makeup person should have been called in to deal with this situation. Period. Want to know what Lark looks like when she doesn’t resemble a toddler’s drawing of Lisa Turtle? Check her out in a photo from 2010 after the jump. See what we mean? It’s mostly that blush!

[Photo: NBC/Yahoo]

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We thought this post was going to be about a wardrobe malfunction when we first saw these photos if Milla Jovovich shooting an ad, reportedly for Nine West, in New York’s Meatpacking District yesterday. But instead, we want to point out something else. Well maybe not instead. Just first. So if you’re reading this post just to see Milla’s butt, stop reading and click on the photos below.

What we’d like to point out is how insanely happy Milla looks as she’s being picked up and swung around by Brazilian actor/model Carlos Casagrande. Even when she sticks her tongue out, possibly after someone’s mistake made them have to reshoot the scene. It kind of makes us want to see the Resident Evil star try her hand at lighter roles.

OK, now back to your regularly scheduled wardrobe malfunction post. We think she’s not going commando but rather wearing a thong. The slightly NSFW closeups in the gallery below seem to prove as much, don’t they? And if you’re that happy and being swung around in a circle by a gorgeous Brazilian actor/model, and also you have the body of Milla Jovovich are you really going to care who sees your butt? Didn’t think so.

[Photos: Splash News Online]